Drinking with The Timbers

The drink at home version:

Valeri assist: three drinks
Paulson deleted tweet during the game: finish your beer!
Chara yellow: drink
Gaston Fernandez tap-in: three drinks
Shot of Porter pouting on the sideline: drink
Kah ball-watches on a goal: three drinks
Ridgeroll!: finish your beer
Kalif jazzhands into three defenders: two drinks
Ricketts punt out of bounds: two drinks
Urrutti offside: drink
Gaston Fernandez pass to opposition: drink
Will Johnson shot into the stands: two drinks
Obligatory Timber Joey chainsaw revving shot: three drinks
Kah yellow: two drinks
Halftime with the Timbers down a goal: finish your beer
Urrutti theatrical slip: drink
Nagbe annoyed with the referee after being knocked over: two drinks
Ricketts comes up from a clash holding his arm: three drinks
Mystery handball called on a Timber: finish your beer
Hit the post: three drinks

Or the Bingo! version (randomize for gameplay):

Valeri assist Paulson deleted tweet during the game Chara yellow Gaston Fernandez tap-in
Shot of Porter pouting on the sideline Kah ball-watches on a goal Ridgeroll! Kalif jazzhands into three defenders
Ricketts punt out of bounds Gaston Fernandez pass to opposition Will Johnson shot into the stands Obligatory Timber Joey chainsaw revving shot
Kah yellow Halftime with the Timbers down a goal Urrutti theatrical slip Nagbe annoyed with the referee after being knocked over

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